How much does a pirate pay to have his ears pierced? A buccaneer!!!
Where is a pirate's favorite place to play? The ar-cade!!!
I could go on, but I'll spare you the rest of the pirate jokes.
Welcome to our Pirate Cruise...the BEST part of our entire trip (at least according to the three little people we had with us!). The voyage began with the whole crew getting some body art...tattoos, facial hair, eye patches, the works! Then we were ready to hit the open sea! Our captain explained to us that there was treasure in Plymouth Harbor, and we were going to find it (with the help of a trusty treasure map). Unfortunately for us, another pirate had already found the loot....unfortunately for HIM, we had water canons!!!! A great battle ensued, and we ended up with the booty!
Once the treasure was secure, the captain pulled up a lobster cage so the kids could see how it worked and what was inside. Luckily, there was one lobster....and a lot of spider crabs! The kids were able to touch and handle the crabs (Emma was the only Paci kid brave enough!) and throw them back to sea.
Just in case this wasn't enough excitement for our crew...the captain pumped up the music and the kids limboed and hokey-pokeyed their way around Plymouth Harbor. Never a dull moment in the life of a pirate!
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